Funny Atheist Memes

A collection of funny atheist memes I have created. I'd love to hear your comments. Feel free to use them but please leave the memes as you find them (including the SkepticHeretic logo.). I will be changing the format of these memes, to add a little context around what I was thinking when each. one was created. Some are inspired by the great ideas and comments from the leading atheists of our time.

Funny Atheist Memes

The three wise men arrive at the birthplace of god.

Even if there is some kind of creator of all of this, it's certainly not what we imagine it to be,

What is the similarity between Hell and Mordor?

Just because it appears in a book, it doesn't make it real.

Superhero vulnerabilities:
Superman - Kryptonite
Thor - Losing his Hammer
God - Critical Thinking.

Teach our kids to think critically!

God agonizes over where to help out next.

The cognitive dissonance of those who believe in the power of prayer never ceases to amaze me.

Religious Books - the greatest works of fiction

Fantasy books for Kids - Fantasy books for Adults.

There is plenty of good material to support the fallible nature of the bible and other religious books.

I feel so powerful today! I have created a meme and during that time god has literally done nothing..

If you have any evidence of the direct involvement of god in our lives, feel free to post it below! 🙂

God, waiting for something bad to happen before he steps in...

Does the creator of the universe need to wait for us to ask for something before stepping in?

Oh god, thank you for helping me win my tennis match!.

The ridiculous notion that god gets involved in our petty pursuits. Cognitive dissonance at its best.

God - invisible because he doesn't exist.

Why is god invisible?

God seemed to do a great job of popping in and out of the lives of people a few thousand years ago. Why has he gone into hiding??

There's a magical man in the sky that listens to what you need!

Old men with long white beards. Both would seem to be imaginary, although one is a lot more fun!

Oh Bollocks! ...when the god you've created gets free...

History shows that the gods we create are dangerous beings!

Books written by god. Books written by man. Co-authorships.

If god has written any books, we haven't found them yet.

God has the ultimate writer's block. 2000 years and he has yet to release the sequel..

I cannot comprehend how there are so many people who believe this is a book written by god.

Santa vs God!

Children grow out of believing in Santa. Somehow, many make it to adulthood without shaking the superstition of religion.

Isn't this the most wonderful irony? An anagram of "religion" is "I, leg iron".

For millennia, religion has effectively bound people in leg irons, limiting freedom and progress.

Atheists only discount one more religion that anyone else

The set of religions that are right. The set of religions that are wrong. According to atheists and the religious.

God's empty to-do list during the holocaust

God's to-do list during: ...Exodus ...The Holocaust

Did god really create imperfect beings to punish them for being imperfect?

And then the all-powerful, all-loving creator of the universe made man... ...an imperfect being... ...and punished him eternally for his imperfections... SEEMS LEGIT!

I expect to do nothing in the afterlife aside from being dead!

The top 5 things I expect to be doing in the afterlife: 1. Being Dead, 2. Nothing, 3. A lot of nothing, 4. Also nothing, 5. Even more nothing

Been Good and gone to Heaven Been Bad and gone to Hell Also Nobody

The bible doesn't have all the answers (if any).

Libraries...because the answers can't all be found in one book!

People healed by god People healed by crystals Also nobody

Your god is as great as your imagination wants him to be.

Sure your god is great... ...as great as your imagination wishes him t be.

The religious continue to bury their heads in the sand.

All the evidence I need is in the bible!

Waiting for salvation

Hear no evidence, acknowledge no evidence, see no evidence. This is religion.

How will we be viewed by our dependents?

And then, in a time of ignorance and superstition, known as the dark ages, a terrible plague struck, killing many and causing blind panic and resulting in division, isolation, hatred and religious intolerance.

7 of them were married, 6 had illegitimate children, 5 had relationships with men, 4 had relationships with women...

Hell: Because and all-loving god created imperfect creatures and now wants to hide all evidence of his mistakes by burning them alive...

For a god obsessed with spreading his own word, doesn't it seem strange that he decided to visit 2000 years before social media?

You believe god needed his own son sacrificed to himself in order to save you?

Deconversion

As an aquarian I tend to be very skeptical... ...of astrological bullshit!

"Let's navigate to the new world by prayer!" said no ship's captain ever!

Winding roads - because apparently prayer is not that good at moving mountains after all...

Theist: You can't explain where the universe came from! Therefore god! (a being that is more complex than the entire universe). Atheist: Ever heard of Occam's razor? Theist: I didn't even know that Occam shaved.

What would you be wishing for? A) someone's thoughts and prayers B) a parachute

And on the first day, man created god and thought that he was good.

And on the eighth day god created the car. Oh no wait...he didn't

I don't really have 9 lives! Having more than one life is just a story humans tell themselves to feel better about the finality of death.

If you're on this list, I don't expect to see you in the queue when the Coronavirus vaccine is produced: 1) Anti-vaxxers 2) The religious 3) Trump supporters

What is the opposite of GOD? DOG: Aside from the spelling, dogs are gentle, trusting, forgiving, loyal, but mostly...they actually exist.

God: Hey Siri, please could you navigate me back home? Siri: Hi, I'm having a problem right now. Your destination cannot be found or does not exist.

Hell better be a big place.

Strange that the ancient Egyptians didn't let a thing like global extinction (by flooding) interfere with their civilisation.

Gandalf, Neo, Jesus, Merlin

Would you buy an apartment in a skyscraper that was: a) Designed by engineers b) Based on a blueprint given to an evangelical preacher by god

I found god couldn't be reconciled with reason.

Lighthouses are there because prayers don't work!

Lighthouses. Because prayer has been shown to be pretty useless at preventing ships from running aground.

God finds out from Siri about a dangerous comet.

God: Hey Siri, what's news today? Siri: Comet Yah-Boo is on a direct collision trajectory with Earth. God: (in a commanding voice): And for their wicked ways I shall rain fire and brimstone down upon them!

Jesus: This is how you should pray to my father ..." and lead us not into temptation"... God: I'm giving you this beautiful place to live in. In the middle of the garden, I'm planting a tree. Never ever touch it!

God: Hey Siri, what's the weather doing today? Siri: Today it will be partly cloudy with scattered thunder showers. God: (in a commanding voice): Today, I will make it partly cloudy with scattered thundershowers!

The biblical family tree.

I found god was a figment of my imagination.

Here are a few of the other sites whose memes I have enjoyed:

2 thoughts on “Funny Atheist Memes”

Thomas Thresher
May 7, 2021 at 3:02 am

Thank you, I will be sharing some of your memes in FaceBook. If you review my page and find me a friend, please advise.
Tom

1. Skeptic Heretic
  May 15, 2021 at 7:04 am
  
  Hi Tom. Thank you for sharing my memes. I will add your Facebook page to my resource page. I enjoy your content!

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